and when he found it
it ruined him
cruel horror of a joke
so much for the truth
i was gonna talk out of both sides of my mouth
and what you heard depended on which side you were standing.
if i ever did stumble on any truth
i was gonna sit on it and keep it down.
but truth was the last thing on my mind
and even if there was such a thing,
i didn't want it in my house.
